Hans Kim

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Career avg·3.24 bits/set·4.24 beats/set·0.59 punch density·0.49 tag density·49 sets

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.36 punch density·0.33 tag density

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Skips to 9:02 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I just flew in from Boston. It's hard to respect Boston because they're too proud of the revolutionary war.

I'm not impressed by any war that I can defeat the army of with a trip to Home Depot.

Okay, I could defeat the Revolutionary Army war with fertilizer and five dollar Mexicans.

[Bit 2]

But uh, good to be here at Skankfest. You know this has been one of the best Skankfest I've been to.

Maybe next year we can get working elevators and

some higher ceilings would be nice.

[Bit 3]

That's something about me that you might not know

is I'm pretty good at sex.

I'm really good at dirty talking.

Sometimes when I'm fucking a bitch,

I'll be like, you know,

I see a lot of myself in you right now.

About three inches.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A historically celebrated war could be defeated with cheap modern hardware store supplies.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupI just flew in from Boston. It's hard to respect Boston because they're too proud of the revolutionary war.

punchlineI'm not impressed by any war that I can defeat the army of with a trip to Home Depot.

tagOkay, I could defeat the Revolutionary Army war with fertilizer and five dollar Mexicans.