2026-05-05
Set 13 · Episode 766
Dedrick Flynn
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This set·1 bit·8 beats·0.40 punch density·0.33 tag density
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[Bit 1]
You know, women are gonna tell you
that other women only want you
if you have a girlfriend
because women want something they can't have.
And I'm here to tell y'all that's not what's happening.
We just look better than single men
because we're using your healthcare products
in and out the shower.
Like, single dudes look and smell
like what happens after years of kicking ice cubes
underneath the refrigerator.
And then the radiation from the refrigerator
melts the ice cubes, makes a certain mold,
it makes the human body, and it's like,
"Hey, ma'am, you should smile more."
'Cause when I moved here to Texas,
I only moved with, like, single dudes,
and my skin has been terrible.
It had--'cause we only got the seven-in-one body wash, right?
It's shampoo, conditioner, body wash,
Zen juice, four locos from 2009 with the caffeine,
and then a DUI and a domestic battery charge.
Because when you go to a girl's bathroom,
that's like somebody you want to keep.
When you rip open that shower curtain,
the products that they got,
it looks like Gordon Ramsay's seasoning cabinet
mixed with two Southern black ladies.
You can do whatever you -- They got all kinds of shampoos.
They got all kinds of--do you know they got a shampoo
in condition? It's called purple shampoo.
It's just for people with blonde hair
or a nigga that got free time.
You know what I'm saying? Like, that's all it is.
Every girl ever been with thought I was jacking off
in the shower. No, nigga, I was trying everything
you had in there.
You know, you used to go to Taco Bell,
and you would suicide the sodas.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
You would put every soda in there and see that.
That's me with every product you got, nigga.
I used to look glorious.
You know what body wash gel is?
What is it? You don't know.
You just try to fit in. This nigga's a liar.
This nigga's a liar.
They got a gel that just got glitter on it.
Nigga, I used to look like a cheerleader from "Bring It On,"
nigga. I used to look like Gabrielle Union.
I used to put all kind of shit together,
Just make a smorgasbord of a pretty nigga when they used to leave ice is still they bath bombs and put it in the back
You know what a bath bomb is what's a bath bomb? This nigga want to fit into?
And it's got colors and glitter and essential oils
Nigga, that is fucking fun as fuck. I don't ever want to be single again nigga. I hate being dry
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Partnered men looking better could be borrowing shower products.”
Joke Type
reframeLines
setupYou know, women are gonna tell you
setupthat other women only want you
setupif you have a girlfriend
setupbecause women want something they can't have.
setupAnd I'm here to tell y'all that's not what's happening.
setupWe just look better than single men
punchlinebecause we're using your healthcare products
tagin and out the shower.