Set 11 · Episode 762
Dedrick Flynn
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This set·2 bits·7 beats·0.56 punch density·1.14 tag density
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[Bit 1]
- My therapist told me I can't be a YN no more.
Uh, YM mean young niggas.
And, uh, 'cause one on 35
and that energy is dangerous with a nigga with no ACLs.
So now I'm on my WPN shit.
It's a white people insurance.
I just got health insurance.
[Bit 2]
I did. I had to, 'cause now I gotta start going to the doctor.
I was against going to the doctor
because my uncle told me at a young age,
He was like, "The emergency room is free."
Right? And we live based on that.
And then after I went to college,
I just started using my student loan debt
because they won't let you die if you own student loans.
'Cause student loans is the only thing
that you can only pay with by dying.
Like, you can't do, like, bankruptcy,
Y'all remember when the cops was real mad at black people?
And it was scary, right?
Everybody was scared, but not me.
Every time I got pulled over, I would roll down the window
and I'd be like, "I owe $40,000 to Sally Mates."
And then the cop be like, "Ah, all right,
I was gonna shoot this shit out of you, nigga."
Even when you go to the hospital,
if you wanna get to the front of the line,
You gotta go tell them niggas you got a student loan debt.
I don't care what's wrong,
you could have a car door stuck in the middle of your chest
and it's actively giving you AIDS for some reason.
Nigga, you, that you would get soft.
Like you would get, nigga, you come in there,
you like, I got $120,000 in student loan debt
with an ethics and philosophy degree.
Nigga, Dr. House, Dr. Mario,
the niggas from Grey's Anatomy, Scrubs, Show Up.
Y'all know this, didn't no niggas die from COVID
that had student loan debt, nigga.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Reckless youth both lasts at 35 and yet has no ACLs.”
Joke Type
contradictionLines
setup- My therapist told me I can't be a YN no more.
setupUh, YM mean young niggas.
setupAnd, uh, 'cause one on 35
punchlineand that energy is dangerous with a nigga with no ACLs.