Lorenzo Tyree

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Career avg·2.00 bits/set·2.50 beats/set·0.31 punch density·1.25 tag density·2 sets

This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.26 punch density·1.50 tag density

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[Bit 1]

So, I don't do one night stands anymore.

I do two night stands.

Otherwise it looks, you know, it makes the bedroom look uneven.

[Bit 2]

Yeah, last time I hooked up with the girls on Sixth Street and, you know, she takes me

home.

I'm super drunk.

She's super high, you know.

We start macking as soon as we walk through the door.

And I go down on her, I don't know why, in the moment I go down on her.

I'm horny, that's why.

But yeah, she stops me, I'm like, "Oh shit, is she on her period?"

No.

Like, "Is she trans?"

No.

She told me she had a DUI, or that's what I thought I heard, you know?

And I'm like, "Why'd you tell me this now?

You drove us here and then you're gonna tell me that?

It's fucking crazy.

But she tells me, no, no, no, a VYI.

I'm like, VY, what the fuck's a VYI?

She has vaginal yeast infection.

I was like, yeah, I'll take the mag,

you can keep the cheese.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“"One-night stand" can mean a casual sexual encounter or a single bedside table.”

Joke Type

double-meaning

Lines

setupSo, I don't do one night stands anymore.

punchlineI do two night stands.

tagOtherwise it looks, you know, it makes the bedroom look uneven.