Mario Zapata

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[Bit 1]

A lot of crazy stuff going on in Minneapolis.

Why's everybody mad at all these sommeliers?

Kind of -- They whine a lot, but that's cool. Whatever.

[Bit 2]

Don Lemon recently got arrested. That shit's crazy.

Just goes to show you when life gives you lemons,

get legal aid.

[Bit 3]

What is the difference between a Jewish person

and an undercover cop?

You may never know you were talking to a cop.

[Bit 4]

All right, guys, I think the reason the word retarded

is such a defensive word is because so many people are.

You can see it everywhere.

I saw a school that said, "Get your MS in business."

And I'm like, "Who wants to run a board meeting

with multiple sclerosis?"

Can you imagine standing in front of everybody going,

"This company is built on a solid foundation!"

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“"Crazy stuff going on in Minneapolis" implies police controversy, but reveals anger at wine experts.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupA lot of crazy stuff going on in Minneapolis.

punchlineWhy's everybody mad at all these sommeliers?