Mario Zapata on Kill Tony
2 sets·3.50 bits/set·5.00 beats/set·0.47 punch density·0.07 tag density
About Mario Zapata's sets
Mario Zapata has done 2 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #707 (18 Feb 2025) and the latest on episode #755 (10 Feb 2026).
Mario Zapata came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Mario Zapata has performed for guest panels including Dr Phil (Adam Ray), Sal Vulcano, Greg Fitzsimmons and James Mccann.
Mario Zapata averages 0.47 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is more than 66% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average Mario Zapata follows each punchline with 0.07 tags.
Of the 10 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 3 are misdirect jokes, ahead of phonetic-match (3).
Appearances
Jokes from Mario Zapata's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #75510 Feb 2026
Kind of -- They whine a lot, but that's cool. Whatever.
What is the difference between a Jewish person and an undercover cop?
You may never know you were talking to a cop.
KT #70718 Feb 2025
You know who gives me the most shit about being pale? It's other Hispanic people. It was like, "Why are you so pale?"
And I'm like, "Well, my family flew here."
I think that the reason the word "retarded" is such an offensive word
is 'cause so many people are, you know?