Set 2 · Episode 755
Sancho Pancho Villa
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[Bit 1]
So even though I'm 5'1", I am into taller women.
And so that could be hard.
So I got these shoes that make me 5'3".
Don't believe me, we'll call this mic stand 5'3".
And now we're at 5'1".
[Bit 2]
But even with the shoes,
like tall women are still hard to hit on.
Like I was hitting on this one super tall girl.
She was like 5'5".
And she looks down at me and she's like,
"Boy, you're so short,
"you would have to go up on me in the bedroom."
I'm like, that's a weird way to ask
if I keep a step ladder in my trunk.
I'm like, "Girl, what do you think I'm wearing this shirt for?
"Like, I'm trying to eat my way to your heart,
"you know what I'm saying?"
[Bit 3]
But on the same note, I hate tall dudes
who use the short urinal in the men's restroom.
'Cause like, now I'm over here having a tippy toe,
fucking putting my chimichanga on the foot over the rim.
Like, how am I gonna explain to a girl
that I got crabs from a men's restroom.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Height gain becomes so extreme that 5'3" stays unreachable.”
Joke Type
hyperboleLines
setupSo even though I'm 5'1", I am into taller women.
setupAnd so that could be hard.
setupSo I got these shoes that make me 5'3".
setupDon't believe me, we'll call this mic stand 5'3".
punchlineAnd now we're at 5'1".