William Montgomery

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This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.17 punch density·0.00 tag density

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Skips to 7:23 in the episode

[Bit 1]

-My mother was watching the news the other night,

and she heard people talk about doxxing one another.

She goes, "Honey, what is doxxing?"

I said, "Oh, it's when two guys get in a ring

and punch each other with their dicks."

[Bit 2]

The waiter walks out and goes,

"Who ordered the amber jack?"

I raised my hand, and he sends it down in front of me.

I look and I say, "Wait, this has whiskers.

Have I literally been catfished?"

[Bit 3]

Can you imagine if you were a flat earther,

like a depressed flat earther,

and one day you tell your flat earther,

"Friends, I really can't take it anymore.

I'm just gonna walk this way, and I'm never gonna stop."

And they're all like, "No, don't do it. No."

And then around 80 days later,

you show up from the opposite direction,

And you're in a hot air balloon, and you're like,

"Guys, y'all are never gonna believe this!"

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“"doxxing" can mean exposing someone's information or penis boxing.”

Joke Type

double-meaning

Lines

setup-My mother was watching the news the other night,

setupand she heard people talk about doxxing one another.

setupShe goes, "Honey, what is doxxing?"

setupI said, "Oh, it's when two guys get in a ring

punchlineand punch each other with their dicks."