Hans Kim

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This set·5 bits·5 beats·0.42 punch density·0.00 tag density

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Skips to 7:45 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I love Skate Fest because I can see the F word here.

Female.

[Bit 2]

My sex story's got a little confusing in California.

Everyone thinks a dude fucked my pussy.

[Bit 3]

But yeah, I'm a lot taller than a lot of people think I am, because I'm Asian American, emphasis on the American.

I grew up on high fructose corn syrup and xanthan gum.

They're like, "I don't think there's healthcare here. Give him three more extra inches. Take it up his IQ."

[Bit 4]

But yeah, I love Skankfest. I saw a woman in a full burka, which kind of freaked me out,

because she could be wearing a mask and be a liberal and I'd have no idea.

[Bit 5]

But good to be here at Skankfest. I think it's funny that Tony makes fun of me so much.

You know, sometimes he calls me the F-word.

And, uh, it really hurts my feelings.

That's why I carry a headphone around with me.

And every time he makes fun of me, I put it on and listen to Kill Tony.

My portable Tony Hinchcliffe loves me all the time.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Saying "I can see the F word here" implies a slur, but reveals "female."”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI love Skate Fest because I can see the F word here.

punchlineFemale.