Keith Bergeron

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[Bit 1]

So gravity's funny, right?

As we get older, our tits sag.

Our ears get bigger, our nose gets bigger.

like everything just seems to go down. Except they're dicks. Right? Our dicks fucking don't get

any bigger. Never, ever. It's like a cruel joke, like God's a woman. But if God was a woman,

would she let those big titties bounce off her knees as she's walking? Probably not. So, uh,

[Bit 2]

not. So I played pool a lot. Had some friends at my house the

other day. And smoking in my car. Smoking with a friend. >> Go

ahead. Finish it. >> I'll take. Smoking with a friend. I pass it

to him. He's in my passenger seat. And I happened to look in

my side mirror. And another kid had come upstairs and he was

taken a piss and his dick was like seven inches soft and I was just like what the fuck. So he's

called 9.5 now. He's on my pool team. It says -- >> Yeah, we got to cut you off. You got up to

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Gravity making everything sag with age implies universal decline, but reveals penises are exempted from growing.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupSo gravity's funny, right?

setupAs we get older, our tits sag.

setupOur ears get bigger, our nose gets bigger.

punchlinelike everything just seems to go down. Except they're dicks. Right? Our dicks fucking don't get

tagany bigger. Never, ever. It's like a cruel joke, like God's a woman. But if God was a woman,

tagwould she let those big titties bounce off her knees as she's walking? Probably not. So, uh,