Mike Eaton

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Career avg·1.50 bits/set·3.50 beats/set·0.80 punch density·1.88 tag density·2 sets

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.82 punch density·2.00 tag density

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[Bit 1]

Pretty cool. I've been waiting a long time. I'm not particularly well endowed.

I have a small penis, but I am funny. You don't get both.

[Bit 2]

But I was visiting my grandma at the Alzheimer's Unit,

and everyone there was born in the 20s and 30s.

I don't know how much you know about the Great Depression,

but they weren't making this model yet.

Didn't have the food for it. You see a fat guy back then, you gotta get him.

So I'd go see her and a bunch of ladies would get wet for the first time in 40 years.

He had a hard candy and a soft mouth.

And I found a lady there who had installed an access port

with 50 years of cigarettes, right here.

Like, "Let me get that dick."

So I broke fucked.

It was pretty cool.

You guys cheered for that, don't you feel bad?

I came, it came out of her nose.

It's like, "Let's get a tissue out of your purse, Nana."

I'm trying to say if you don't answer your grandparents texts, I'm gonna fuck them.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Having a small penis both implies inadequacy and yet guarantees comedic talent as a compensatory trade-off.”

Joke Type

contradiction

Lines

setupPretty cool. I've been waiting a long time. I'm not particularly well endowed.

punchlineI have a small penis, but I am funny. You don't get both.