Set 7 · Episode 581
Sarah Weinshank
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[Bit 1]
I don't know if you guys know this,
but a lot of celebrities have fragrances.
Billie Eilish has a fragrance.
Beyonce has a fragrance.
I started thinking,
how come comedians don't have fragrances?
And it's because we're not sexy enough?
Like no one wants to smell like Amy Schumer.
If Amy Schumer had a fragrance,
would smell like hot dogs and other people's jokes.
If Joe Rogan had a fragrance,
it would smell like elk and jalapenos.
If Carlos Mencia had a fragrance,
it would smell like elk and jalapenos.
Johnny Depp has a fragrance called Savage pronounced Savage.
If Krista Leah had a fragrance, it would be called Underage.
If Louis C.K. had a fragrance,
it wouldn't smell like anything,
it just would squirt you in the eye.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Comedians not having fragrances is widely understood but rarely said aloud to be because they are not sexy.”
Joke Type
elephant-in-the-roomLines
setupI don't know if you guys know this,
setupbut a lot of celebrities have fragrances.
setupBillie Eilish has a fragrance.
setupBeyonce has a fragrance.
setupI started thinking,
setuphow come comedians don't have fragrances?
setupAnd it's because we're not sexy enough?
punchlineLike no one wants to smell like Amy Schumer.