William Montgomery

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Career avg·4.13 bits/set·4.51 beats/set·0.61 punch density·0.57 tag density·101 sets

This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.50 punch density·0.50 tag density

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Skips to 1:30:45 in the episode

[Bit 1]

First and foremost, I'm excited to be here at Skankfest today.

I think it's great they organized a festival in honor of Red Band's mom.

'Cause she's a fucking whore!

I hate that lady!

[Bit 2]

Incels be like, "If Donald Trump wins the election, I swear I'm moving to Castlevania."

[Bit 3]

NASCAR driver Kurt Busch had to go to sensitivity training for calling another driver who tried to kill him a retard.

I wonder what the sensitivity trainer said to him.

So quit calling people a retard, you faggot.

[Bit 4]

Hold on, I thought you said reparations, not decorations.

I thought you said reparations, not decorations.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A festival being organized in someone's honor implies respect, but reveals the honoree is a whore.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupFirst and foremost, I'm excited to be here at Skankfest today.

setupI think it's great they organized a festival in honor of Red Band's mom.

punchline'Cause she's a fucking whore!

tagI hate that lady!