Martin Phillips

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This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.75 punch density·1.25 tag density

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[Bit 1]

Well, on Halloween, I like to make my own candy

in the bathtub, 'cause it's creative

and it's way easier to put razor blades in.

[Bit 2]

Okay, I saw this apple juice.

It was called an adenine apple juice,

and I was like, "Not falling for that one.

"Don't break me down with you."

[Bit 3]

Anyway, speaking of removing a rib, we all know, exactly, we all know that I take out a rib,

I can suck my own dick, but what I do, I take out another rib so I can eat my own ass.

You know, like why stop at the dick? Keep going.

Keep going.

I want to lick my back, you know?

And people get frustrated with me.

Like, is your head up your ass?

And I'm like, I'm trying.

I am giving time.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Making homemade Halloween candy implies creativity, but reveals easier razor blade insertion.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupWell, on Halloween, I like to make my own candy

setupin the bathtub, 'cause it's creative

punchlineand it's way easier to put razor blades in.