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KILL TONY #531 - KIM CONGDON + SARA WEINSHENK

2021-11-16

Michael Lehrer

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Watch Michael Lehrer's Kill Tony episode 531 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 8 bits, 8 joke beats, 0.80 punch density, 0.50 tag density.

Career avg·6.18 bits/set·7.08 beats/set·0.55 punch density·0.45 tag density·38 sets

This set·8 bits·8 beats·0.80 punch density·0.50 tag density

[Bit 1]

"Jack B. Nibble, Jack B. Quick,

"Dek shows off to fucking Marto."

Oh!

[Bit 2]

I fucking question,

"Why are hospital rooms so small

"for nurses so fucking fat?"

[Bit 3]

You want my blood pressure?

Your blood is like too much pressure.

Get the fuck off of me, you fucking prick.

[Bit 4]

I don't know what it is about nurses that make me come so hard.

But all I know is, after this visit,

this dude is gonna need a new pair of Crocs.

[Bit 5]

You all wanna hear some nursery rhymes?

Oh yeah, good old mother goose.

We have the same po-mon-knowledge.

[Bit 6]

Hey, hunting Dundee sat on the wall.

He was trying to get across the border

to get his baby out of my cage.

[Bit 7]

Little Bo Peep lost her sheep to COVID disease.

Now Bo Peep feels really guilty

'cause she refused the cheap vaccine.

[Bit 8]

Mary had a little lamb

and this syndrome known as Down's.

She had the strength of 100 men

and trouble keeping off the pounds.

Oh!

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setup"Jack B. Nibble, Jack B. Quick,

punchline"Dek shows off to fucking Marto."

tagOh!