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2022-06-21

Hans Kim

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Watch Hans Kim's Kill Tony episode 562 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.38 punch density, 0.50 tag density.

Career avg·3.23 bits/set·4.21 beats/set·0.61 punch density·0.55 tag density·57 sets

This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.38 punch density·0.50 tag density

- Hey. - Come on, make some noise

for Hans Kim, everybody.

Happy Memorial Day.

[Bit 1]

Today is Memorial Day,

so I spent the day being extra respectful

to trees and bushes,

'cause that's what our troops are trying to look like.

There's probably a troop in there.

That's how good they are nowadays.

[Bit 2]

A lot of the people in the greatest generation are dead,

which is a relief,

'cause they were kind of annoying when they were alive.

They were like, "Back when I was your age,

we defeated the Nazis."

Uh, well, half of you were the Nazis.

Thanks for fixing the problem you created.

[Bit 3]

Speaking of Nazis, um, I went to the Anne Frank house

in Amsterdam when I was there,

and I realized that it's not really her house.

She just squatted in the attic for a bit.

- Doesn't make it your house.

Thank you.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupToday is Memorial Day,

setupso I spent the day being extra respectful

setupto trees and bushes,

setup'cause that's what our troops are trying to look like.

punchlineThere's probably a troop in there.

tagThat's how good they are nowadays.