Michael Lehrer

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Watch Michael Lehrer's Kill Tony episode 500 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 5 joke beats, 0.44 punch density, 0.60 tag density.

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This set·4 bits·5 beats·0.44 punch density·0.60 tag density

[Bit 1]

Fuck microdose

It's time for your Michael Dose.

Yeah!

[Bit 2]

The people are awesome, are animals.

You brought me in eight weeks, you brought me like a horse

and all my stupid poor loud.

and committing daily felonies,

bringing about it to capacity crowds.

Thank God you defunded your police.

I can't go to jail in the shower.

I get buffed like an electric kid.

[Bit 3]

Your taxes are not human beings. How the fuck did the South lose the war? Did you run out of

the cocaine? That's why you defunded the police. You're all criminals. Not that you get the

[Bit 4]

vaccine for free. None of you, oh you deserve it, show me your checking account. If any of you

pre-ordered a smash burger on the internet and then went in one day to go win a

line for a fucking internet hamburger.

Do you know the pain they make?

No.

Free.

Vaccine.

Can I just say one thing?

Yeah, Joe Rogan.

One minute.

How the fuck did the South lose the war?

Did you run out of cocaine?

Hallelujah.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

phonetic-match

Lines

setupFuck microdose

punchlineIt's time for your Michael Dose.