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2020-07-08

David Lucas

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Watch David Lucas's Kill Tony episode 462 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 4 joke beats, 1.00 punch density, 2.25 tag density.

Career avg·2.63 bits/set·3.91 beats/set·0.61 punch density·1.20 tag density·65 sets

This set·4 bits·4 beats·1.00 punch density·2.25 tag density

- Yeah.

[Bit 1]

The world is crazy right now.

Black people asked for equality

and white people started taking niggas off of breakfast foods.

Like, I want black people on my fucking pancake box.

Don't nobody want no fucking Aunt Susan's pancakes.

White women don't even know how to make pancakes.

They only know how to make French toast.

[Bit 2]

They want us to stop saying the word "master bedroom."

They want us to use the word "primary bedroom."

Like, that's the gayest shit ever.

What the fuck is wrong with the world?

I'll be damned if I buy my mansion

and refer to it as the primary bedroom.

Like no, I fuck my bitches in the master bedroom.

My kids sleep in the secondary bedroom.

[Bit 3]

Pretty soon you ain't gonna be able

to get a master's degree.

Like I don't know what the fuck we gonna name it.

Just call it a celery degree.

That's the safest shit you can do to satisfy these.

[Bit 4]

White people are the ones getting mad at this shit anyway.

It's not even black people that are mad at these words.

That's the craziest part about it.

Thank God.

Wow.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupThe world is crazy right now.

setupBlack people asked for equality

punchlineand white people started taking niggas off of breakfast foods.

tagLike, I want black people on my fucking pancake box.

tagDon't nobody want no fucking Aunt Susan's pancakes.

tagWhite women don't even know how to make pancakes.

tagThey only know how to make French toast.