William Montgomery

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Watch William Montgomery's Kill Tony episode 462 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 7 bits, 7 joke beats, 0.78 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

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This set·7 bits·7 beats·0.78 punch density·0.00 tag density

What's up y'all?

[Bit 1]

I'm now Hispanic.

You can call me Selena.

[Bit 2]

I do have COVID 14.

[Bit 3]

I am making a sequel to Saving Silverman.

where I convinced Jonathan Silverman not to jump.

[Bit 4]

Did anyone else think the Granny

and Mrs. Doubtfire looked like Robin Williams?

[Bit 5]

All it takes is a tongue to make the peace sign vulgar.

That's a pussy Joe.

[Bit 6]

I'm making a new butterfly effect movie,

but every time the story is retold,

you just end up being a basketball player.

Mitch told me that, that didn't work, you piece of shit.

[Bit 7]

If we're talking about Syria,

we're not talking about Jesus, we talking about Brandon.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI'm now Hispanic.

punchlineYou can call me Selena.