David Lucas

RegularBlackMan

Career avg·2.73 bits/set·3.88 beats/set·0.64 punch density·1.32 tag density·49 sets

This set·2 bits·3 beats·2.00 punch density·2.33 tag density

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[Bit 1]

I've been falling asleep to black noise lately.

It's just videos of cops putting handcuffs on niggas.

And the occasional smoke detector beep.

[Bit 2]

Football season is here.

A lot of white guys play fantasy football.

I've realized that fantasy football is virtual slavery for white guys.

'cause y'all get to pick y'all favorite nigga.

Who runs the fastest?

Who jumps the highest?

I like that Sankoy and Barkley.

That nigga jumped over somebody backwards last year.

300 years later, we still can't make money

off a white man's back.

There's no goddamn fantasy pickleball league.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Black noise implies a sleep-sound category, but reveals police arrest videos.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI've been falling asleep to black noise lately.

punchlineIt's just videos of cops putting handcuffs on niggas.

tagAnd the occasional smoke detector beep.