William Montgomery

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[Bit 1]

Amy Schumer has lost 164 pounds.

In related news, the United States is experiencing a critical

ozimpic shortage.

But seriously, the weight loss has increased her mobility,

which makes her a lot harder to chase down after she steals a joke.

[Bit 2]

The pharmacist asked if I was taking any other medications.

Do four loco suppositories count?

[Bit 3]

Whenever I think about global warming,

I think about oceans rising.

Like think about Epstein Island,

and now over time more and more of it will get covered up.

[Bit 4]

So we staged that intervention with my buddy,

and right before it started,

they mentioned he would get a sponsor,

and I was like, "What the hell, he gets paid?

"Y'all need to intervene my ass!"

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Amy Schumer losing weight implies personal benefit, but reveals an Ozempic shortage.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupAmy Schumer has lost 164 pounds.

setupIn related news, the United States is experiencing a critical

punchlineozimpic shortage.