Drew Nickens

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Career avg·2.21 bits/set·4.79 beats/set·0.63 punch density·0.88 tag density·14 sets

This set·3 bits·4 beats·0.40 punch density·0.50 tag density

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Skips to 11:19 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I have a head injury from the Air Force.

That's why I sound like I took seven Benadry

[Bit 2]

before I came on stage. I love strip clubs. For $20 you can talk about your

favorite episodes of Doc and Greek. And I came in and I was halfway through

season two and she goes, "Jaquarius, can I never give my real name in a strip

club?" She goes, "Jaquarius, you have such a unique voice. You should be a Muppet

character." It hurt because ain't nobody trying to fuck a Muppet, am I right?

[Bit 3]

Man, I had a friends with benefits for a little bit.

Yeah, it was real cool.

And I used to give her grocery store flowers sex.

That means that it wasn't a Louis bag or Lambo sex, but it was pretty cool.

And she was taking a shower one time, she left her phone.

And she came in and I was like, you know what, let me call it.

Let me see what cute nickname she gives me.

Is she going to give me a Mar from Home Alone?

Is she gonna give me special needs Jack Harlow?

You know what she gave me?

The bitch was doing charity work.

Charity work was the name of my phone.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Head injury from Air Force implies serious consequences, but reveals only sounding heavily sedated.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI have a head injury from the Air Force.

punchlineThat's why I sound like I took seven Benadry