Aaron Spaller

Bucket PullMedium Joke Book

Career avg·2.67 bits/set·2.67 beats/set·0.36 punch density·1.11 tag density·3 sets

This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.33 punch density·0.00 tag density·Medium Joke Book

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Skips to 47:23 in the episode

[Bit 1]

So, I was told once you go black, you never go back.

I was stressed out.

I couldn't wait to go back, personally.

[Bit 2]

The biggest issue was constantly being compared to where black exes.

As a white guy, that's not where you want to be.

So I figured if I can't beat them, I'll join them.

I started fucking fat white girls.

[Bit 3]

The issue is, is I started to enjoy it.

And I'm from the Midwest, the casserole capital of America.

They're everywhere up there.

I had a little too much fun.

That's how I earned the nickname, the Fupa Bazooka.

[Bit 4]

Which I don't think my mom was too proud of.

'Cause I caught her Googling of 300 months

is too late for an abortion.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Dating Black partners implies lifelong preference, but reveals immediate regret.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupSo, I was told once you go black, you never go back.

setupI was stressed out.

punchlineI couldn't wait to go back, personally.