Collin Sledge

Golden Ticket

Career avg·2.50 bits/set·2.50 beats/set·0.47 punch density·0.50 tag density·2 sets

This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.80 punch density·1.00 tag density

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Skips to 57:46 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I'm on hinge.

This girl on hinge said, "Don't even bother messaging me if you're not in therapy."

So I said, "Not only am I in therapy, it is court ordered."

I'm not even allowed to own a gun in most states, but God bless Texas.

[Bit 2]

I tried dating a black girl for the first time.

I wanted her to like me, you know, but I guess we just weren't like super compatible.

I remember she asked me like, "Do you even know what the G-spot is?"

I was like, "That's where the gangsters be hanging out, shit!"

I'll be calling it the OG spot. No, I mean, okay. Thank you. Bye-bye.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Being in therapy implies self-improvement, but reveals court-ordered treatment.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI'm on hinge.

setupThis girl on hinge said, "Don't even bother messaging me if you're not in therapy."

punchlineSo I said, "Not only am I in therapy, it is court ordered."

tagI'm not even allowed to own a gun in most states, but God bless Texas.