Enrique Chacon

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Career avg·3.00 bits/set·4.50 beats/set·0.38 punch density·0.66 tag density·6 sets

This set·2 bits·5 beats·0.17 punch density·0.60 tag density

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[Bit 1]

My girlfriend, she froze her eggs recently

for family planning, right?

Turns out that shit cost $14,000, man.

I guess these egg prices really are high nowadays,

you know what I'm saying?

I could tell who's been shopping, dude.

[Bit 2]

I heard a Spaniard guy speak Spanish in Texas

and that shit didn't sit right with me, man.

It sounded gay as fuck.

-Like, bro, that sounds like the British battle rap

of Spanish, you know?

I'm used to that Mexican Spanish in Texas.

You know where it sounds like a weed whacker starting up?

You know, if the Spanish doesn't sound like a car

missing its catalytic converter, man,

I don't want to hear it, dude.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“"egg prices" can mean grocery costs or fertility-treatment costs.”

Joke Type

double-meaning

Lines

setupMy girlfriend, she froze her eggs recently

setupfor family planning, right?

setupTurns out that shit cost $14,000, man.

punchlineI guess these egg prices really are high nowadays,

tagyou know what I'm saying?

tagI could tell who's been shopping, dude.