Timmy No Brakes

Golden Ticket

Career avg·5.50 bits/set·5.50 beats/set·0.12 punch density·0.33 tag density·2 sets

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.19 punch density·0.67 tag density

Watch Timmy No Brakes’s set

Skips to 1:42:17 in the episode

[Bit 1]

- Yeah, like you said, my name's Timmy No-Bricks.

And you might wanna...

buckle the fuck up.

[Bit 2]

I was at the Nutz store.

I was buying nuts.

I go up to the fucking waiter thing,

the woman's like, "That's gonna be $100."

I was like, "Bitch, I got fucking bills to pay."

You guys ever heard of a fucking punchline?

[Bit 3]

I was at the doctor.

Yeah, the fucking doctor.

I go up to this doctor.

He's like, "Timmy, no breaks.

You have cancer.

You need treatment."

I'm like, "What are you talking about?

I'm a healthy guy.

I'm a young boy."

He's like, "You need treatment?"

I'm like, "How much is that going to cost?"

He's like, "$100."

I was like, "Bitch, that's a good deal."

That's a good deal!

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“"No Brakes" can mean a stage name or a dangerous vehicle.”

Joke Type

double-meaning

Lines

setup- Yeah, like you said, my name's Timmy No-Bricks.

setupAnd you might wanna...

punchlinebuckle the fuck up.