Hans Kim

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Career avg·3.24 bits/set·4.24 beats/set·0.59 punch density·0.49 tag density·49 sets

This set·4 bits·5 beats·1.00 punch density·1.20 tag density

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Skips to 6:54 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I can't believe there's a woman running for president right now.

Is this a fucking circus?

They just got the right to vote.

Now they wanna run the whole thing.

Not on my watch.

[Bit 2]

Kamala, more like kablabla.

What is this bitch shrieking about?

[Bit 3]

But yeah, I don't think anyone wants to hear women talk.

I think we just wanna...

No, seriously.

I think we just wanna hear the air

moving around their tits.

Personally.

God, I fucking hate women.

[Bit 4]

What, they're racist to Asian guys?

Women want a strong, confident American man

that's gonna attack Iraq twice for no reason.

They don't want a cunning, careful Asian boy

that's gonna pick the right harbor.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A woman presidential candidate implies political progress, but reveals social collapse.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI can't believe there's a woman running for president right now.

punchlineIs this a fucking circus?

tagThey just got the right to vote.

tagNow they wanna run the whole thing.

tagNot on my watch.