Martin Phillips

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Career avg·2.77 bits/set·3.04 beats/set·0.58 punch density·0.97 tag density·26 sets

This set·3 bits·3 beats·0.75 punch density·2.00 tag density

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[Bit 1]

You know, we're in Texas, you know?

The cowboy outfit is pretty pricey, you know?

The hat, the boots, it's extensive.

People pay a lot of money to the gay.

Tone it down.

[Bit 2]

I've been reading it, uh, food blog.

I read it because

a porn star writes it.

You know, I'm tired of watching you have sex.

I want to get to know you.

That's fine.

Open up.

[Bit 3]

in, uh, in, uh, in Great Britain,

they call, they call ladybugs,

ladybirds because red is the color of noble women and they fly like birds and

it's how we call them ladybugs because they're not fucking birds.

I don't know what a bird looks like.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Cowboy clothing could be expensive gay signaling.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupYou know, we're in Texas, you know?

setupThe cowboy outfit is pretty pricey, you know?

setupThe hat, the boots, it's extensive.

punchlinePeople pay a lot of money to the gay.

tagTone it down.