William Montgomery

RegularManBlackWhiteSmall Joke BookLarge Joke Book

Career avg·4.13 bits/set·4.51 beats/set·0.61 punch density·0.57 tag density·101 sets

This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.43 punch density·0.50 tag density

Watch William Montgomery’s set

Skips to 1:51:30 in the episode

[Bit 1]

a school lunchroom lady was recently arrested for stealing one and a half

million dollars worth of chicken wings.

Apparently she was good friends with David Lucas.

But I just think--

but I just think her name should have been a big red flag

for the school, Kenisha Popeye?

Heiress to the Popeyes fortune!

[Bit 2]

Last week in Uganda, a mountain of garbage collapsed

and killed 23 people, which is pretty disappointing

because I had visit Uganda as the 957th item

on my bucket list.

I'm never going to Uganda!

[Bit 3]

Why did Red Band buy 101 Dalmatians from Cruella, Deville?

Because he heard there were some hot dogs for sale.

You fat dumbass! You love hot dogs!

And those are... A hot dog is a stolen dog!

[Bit 4]

I used to be in a Christian death metal boy band

and our fan base did not get along!

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“"Kenisha Popeye" sounds like "Popeyes", and "Popeyes" fits because chicken was stolen.”

Joke Type

phonetic-match

Lines

setupa school lunchroom lady was recently arrested for stealing one and a half

setupmillion dollars worth of chicken wings.

setupApparently she was good friends with David Lucas.

setupbut I just think her name should have been a big red flag

setupfor the school, Kenisha Popeye?

punchlineHeiress to the Popeyes fortune!