Hans Kim

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Career avg·3.24 bits/set·4.24 beats/set·0.59 punch density·0.49 tag density·49 sets

This set·4 bits·6 beats·0.67 punch density·0.33 tag density

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Skips to 1:44:25 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I'm glad we could have a woman up here.

So we could call her fat and ugly.

[Bit 2]

I think men are just better than women at certain things, okay?

"Sports, war, Ghostbusters, Ocean's 11."

[Bit 3]

I'm glad that Trump won, 'cause...

Yeah, 'cause Asians love a good wall.

Asians love walls. We build them everywhere,

even at the end of our runways, for some reason.

That guy in New Orleans tried to run over

as many people as possible.

You couldn't kill as many people as an Asian dude

running into a wall.

[Bit 4]

I hope you guys weren't offended.

I wouldn't want your buttholes to pucker up.

End up looking like my eyes.

That's how you get constipated.

Can you imagine how I did a shit through these things?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Having a woman onstage implies inclusion, but reveals open insult.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI'm glad we could have a woman up here.

punchlineSo we could call her fat and ugly.