2025-02-15
Set 6 · Episode 706
Ahren Belisle
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Career avg·1.67 bits/set·4.17 beats/set·1.40 punch density·2.86 tag density·6 sets
This set·1 bit·1 beat·3.50 punch density·13.00 tag density
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[Bit 1]
It's not too late to have the first female president.
We could have the best one.
Trump could transition.
Now I can grab my very own pussy.
Quite frankly, I have the best pussy.
My pussy is very tight and beautiful.
Everyone who sees it says it's the best they have ever seen.
My pussy is so much better than Caitlyn Jenner who got a liberal pussy from the radical left.
She got a pussy from a fake doctor. I got mine from an American doctor.
A lot of people go to Mexico to get their pussy, not me.
Mine was made right here in America. America has the best pussies. Everyone knows it.
A Haitian man wanted to eat my cat the other day, but I said no. This pussy is only for real
Legal Americans, legal Americans, they're eating the pussy, and it's our pussy.
We cannot allow these people who are walking over the borders and the ocean continue to
eat our beautiful American pussies.
My pussy is so American it bleeds red, white, and blue.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Donald Trump transitioning could be bragging about an American pussy.”
Joke Type
reframeLines
setupIt's not too late to have the first female president.
setupWe could have the best one.
punchlineTrump could transition.
tagNow I can grab my very own pussy.
tagQuite frankly, I have the best pussy.
tagMy pussy is very tight and beautiful.
tagEveryone who sees it says it's the best they have ever seen.
tagMy pussy is so much better than Caitlyn Jenner who got a liberal pussy from the radical left.
tagShe got a pussy from a fake doctor. I got mine from an American doctor.
tagA lot of people go to Mexico to get their pussy, not me.
tagMine was made right here in America. America has the best pussies. Everyone knows it.
tagA Haitian man wanted to eat my cat the other day, but I said no. This pussy is only for real
tagLegal Americans, legal Americans, they're eating the pussy, and it's our pussy.
tagWe cannot allow these people who are walking over the borders and the ocean continue to
tageat our beautiful American pussies.
tagMy pussy is so American it bleeds red, white, and blue.