William Montgomery

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Career avg·4.13 bits/set·4.51 beats/set·0.61 punch density·0.57 tag density·101 sets

This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.38 punch density·0.25 tag density

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[Bit 1]

Sometimes I walk up to a cemetery and say,

"That could be us, but you playin', bitch!"

[Bit 2]

An Iranian rapper has been sentenced to death

for anti-government lyrics.

The only thing more dangerous than being an Iranian rapper

is being connected to Hillary Clinton.

[Bit 3]

Hey, Red Band, are you from the Everglades?

'Cause you're the only man I.T.

[Bit 4]

You know Kool-Aid gets all the credit,

but Jim Jones actually used Flavor Aid

to send his flock to heaven.

Jones down, Jones down.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A cemetery could be a missed romantic opportunity.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupSometimes I walk up to a cemetery and say,

punchline"That could be us, but you playin', bitch!"