2025-02-15
Set 10 · Episode 706
David Lucas
RegularBlackMan
Career avg·2.73 bits/set·3.88 beats/set·0.64 punch density·1.32 tag density·49 sets
This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.75 punch density·2.00 tag density
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Skips to 2:00:39 in the episode
[Bit 1]
Y'all ever notice that snatching a black girl's wig off
is equivalent to taking the mask
off of the criminal on Scooby-Doo?
It's like, I knew it was you.
She's like, "I would've got away with it
"if it wasn't for you kids."
[Bit 2]
I don't know what it is about
snatching a black girl's wig off,
but that shit changed her DNA, you know what I'm saying?
Because when you snatch the wig off,
the eyebrows come with it.
[Bit 3]
My relationship with my girlfriend ain't been the same
since I snatched that bitch's wig off.
I snatched her wig off and I called the cops on that hoe.
I'm like, "Hey, it's a hood nigga in my bathroom."
Somebody's uncle just went in my closet.
[Bit 4]
But I think if you're in a relationship
and you've been with a girl at least three months,
you should have at least seen her natural face.
Because the first time you see your girl without makeup,
it's like, "Damn, baby, I didn't know you had
six months to live, what the fuck?"
If I knew that shit was terminal,
I would have never cheated on your ass.
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Wig-snatching is like Scooby-Doo unmasking because both expose hidden identity.”
Joke Type
analogyLines
setupY'all ever notice that snatching a black girl's wig off
setupis equivalent to taking the mask
punchlineoff of the criminal on Scooby-Doo?
tagIt's like, I knew it was you.
tagShe's like, "I would've got away with it
tag"if it wasn't for you kids."