2025-02-15

Set 13 · Episode 706

Kam Patterson

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Career avg·1.87 bits/set·3.13 beats/set·0.33 punch density·1.36 tag density·15 sets

This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.23 punch density·1.50 tag density

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Skips to 2:28:53 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Can y'all tell I ran out of material yet?

Nigga ain't got shit to say.

I say this, I would, I just learned how to do that

backstage and I thought that was gonna be pretty fucking

funny if I could've pulled it off.

But it would've been cool to do that in like 19, like 32.

You take over a whole fucking town, nigga.

They be like, this nigga's a witch!

And a nigga, what's up?

Fuck going on here, man.

[Bit 2]

I tell you this, I, uh, fuck Barack Obama, nigga.

Not for the reasons you think, brother.

That nigga was too happy.

No, I say that because when I was a little kid,

my teacher told me I could be whatever I wanted to be

in life, even the president of the United States.

And I was like, what is that?

And then she said he made the rules for the country.

And Cam, you could even be the first black president

of the United States.

And then when I was in third grade, in 2008,

Barack Obama became the first black president

and that fat nigga took my dreams from me.

And I so cracked the next day.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“A backstage trick in 1932 could be witchcraft.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupCan y'all tell I ran out of material yet?

setupI say this, I would, I just learned how to do that

setupbackstage and I thought that was gonna be pretty fucking

setupfunny if I could've pulled it off.

setupBut it would've been cool to do that in like 19, like 32.

setupYou take over a whole fucking town, nigga.

punchlineThey be like, this nigga's a witch!

tagAnd a nigga, what's up?

tagFuck going on here, man.