Liz Splatt

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Career avg·2.00 bits/set·4.00 beats/set·0.33 punch density·0.20 tag density·1 set

This set·2 bits·4 beats·0.33 punch density·0.20 tag density

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Skips to 38:28 in the episode

[Bit 1]

Guys, this year makes 10 years that I've been a cancer survivor.

I had cancer when I was 19, which is tough,

because you're too young to really understand what's going on,

and then you're too old to meet John Cena.

You know, 'cause at 19, you're like, "Make a wish!"

More like, "Make me squirt, John! What the fuck?

Hey, John, my pussy's bald too!"

[Bit 2]

It's tricky to make a cancer joke, you know?

Cancer's a really tricky topic.

One time this comic told me that it's important to talk about the tricky topics.

He said that he learned that because he used to talk a lot about how he used to fuck a

lot of prostitutes.

And I was like, "I don't know if we're talking about the same thing."

But once I thought about it, it made sense because probably the only thing more traumatic

and childhood cancer is being a prostitute a comedian can afford.

Am I right?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Teen cancer could be too old for Make-A-Wish perks.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupGuys, this year makes 10 years that I've been a cancer survivor.

setupI had cancer when I was 19, which is tough,

setupbecause you're too young to really understand what's going on,

punchlineand then you're too old to meet John Cena.