Liz Splatt on Kill Tony
2 sets·2.50 bits/set·4.50 beats/set·0.27 punch density·0.20 tag density
About Liz Splatt's sets
Liz Splatt has done 2 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #577 (4 Oct 2022) and the latest on episode #706 (15 Feb 2025).
Liz Splatt came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Liz Splatt has performed for guest panels including 2025 Nye Heb Arena and Duncan Trussell.
Liz Splatt averages 0.27 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is fewer than 72% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average Liz Splatt follows each punchline with 0.20 tags.
Of the 9 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 5 are misdirect jokes, ahead of reframe (2).
Appearances
Jokes from Liz Splatt's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #70615 Feb 2025
Guys, this year makes 10 years that I've been a cancer survivor. I had cancer when I was 19, which is tough, because you're too young to really understand what's going on,
and then you're too old to meet John Cena.
But once I thought about it, it made sense because probably the only thing more traumatic
and childhood cancer is being a prostitute a comedian can afford.
Am I right?
KT #5774 Oct 2022
I was dating a black guy. I always like to clarify as a black guy 'cause they're not looking at me, you're thinking,
"Okay, probably either a black guy or a Hispanic woman."
when you're a white girl dating a black guy that you say the N word, and I don't, I don't say the N word.
I have found a lot of similarities between my desire to say the N word and do cocaine.