Martin Phillips

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Career avg·2.77 bits/set·3.04 beats/set·0.58 punch density·0.97 tag density·26 sets

This set·3 bits·3 beats·1.00 punch density·1.00 tag density

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Skips to 18:01 in the episode

[Bit 1]

I heard there was a Kid Rock sex tape, so I was interested.

I was going to look it up, but after I wrote the verse for a kid, I was like, "I'm out.

No.

This is a trap for set up."

[Bit 2]

Anyway, some guys say they have gay daughter, and it's like, "Yeah, I have boners too."

[Bit 3]

We're all aware that my voice is similar to RFK Jr's.

But now, he's gonna be head of the health department.

We're all gonna start sounding like this.

Welcome to hell.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Looking up a celebrity sex tape implies porn curiosity, but reveals incriminating search terms.”

Joke Type

misdirect

Lines

setupI heard there was a Kid Rock sex tape, so I was interested.

punchlineI was going to look it up, but after I wrote the verse for a kid, I was like, "I'm out.

tagNo.

tagThis is a trap for set up."