William Montgomery

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[Bit 1]

My New Year's resolution is to read more obituaries of my haters!

[Bit 2]

Oh hell nah, that's my impression of what the United Healthcare Vice President said

when they told him he was being promoted to CEO!

[Bit 3]

Country singer Brad Paisley's wife had a damaged vocal cord that prevented her from speaking

for two years, and I'm just trying to figure out how lucky is that fucking guy?

You'll know that biz be talking.

[Bit 4]

I feel like I've tried every drug and then someone brings up poppers the other day, and

I forgot about that one.

Hey Red Band, what are those like again?

It's like a gay drug.

I'm insinuating Red Band is gay.

[Bit 5]

I just realized the animated cartoon Scooby Doo Where Are You has a laugh track.

Apparently Scooby-Doo was drawn in front of a live studio audience.

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“My New Year's resolution is to read more obituaries of my haters!”

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punchlineMy New Year's resolution is to read more obituaries of my haters!