David Lucas

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Career avg·2.73 bits/set·3.88 beats/set·0.64 punch density·1.32 tag density·49 sets

This set·2 bits·3 beats·0.64 punch density·1.33 tag density

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[Bit 1]

I just recently went to Alaska,

and I found out that they got 18 hours of sunlight.

And I'm like, "Damn, that'd be a horrible place to be a slave."

For real.

Like you imagine you been picking cotton 12 hours

and a nigga say, "You got six moles?"

Like, "God damn, what the?"

I bet them slaves was happy as hell

come day life savings time.

It's like, "Hey boy, the sun go down next week at 4.30.

You sure about that, boss?"

[Bit 2]

I like slavery, man.

I can't wait 'til we go into slavery again.

You know, I'll be a trustee nigga, you know what I'm saying?

I'll be a house nigga on the inside,

snitching like a bitch, boy.

For a glass of lemonade, I'll draw the master of math, nigga.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“Long daylight hours could be measured in extended forced labor time.”

Joke Type

reframe

Lines

setupI just recently went to Alaska,

setupand I found out that they got 18 hours of sunlight.

punchlineAnd I'm like, "Damn, that'd be a horrible place to be a slave."

tagFor real.

tagLike you imagine you been picking cotton 12 hours

tagand a nigga say, "You got six moles?"

tagLike, "God damn, what the?"