Set 1 · Episode 572
Hans Kim
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[Bit 1]
I love hanging out with white people.
White people are crazy.
I was talking to this one.
He was like, "Jeff, you'll cost $6 a gallon
"and it takes 300 gallons to get to Dallas."
I was like, "Oh, so, 1800 bucks?"
He was like, "Well, we'll never know."
My brain is purely for volities.
[Bit 2]
But I love the whites.
I love how white supremacists
always have to get tattoos about their white supremacy.
I didn't realize how much white supremacy
had in common with the Tasmanian devil.
But I love seeing a white supremacist tattoo.
It's like their skin is saying,
"Don't forget, I'm the best.
Don't forget to be racist today."
Like shouldn't it come from the heart?
Bit 1 · Beat 1
Beat Details
Beat Premise
“Racial superiority implies competence, but reveals inability to do basic math.”
Joke Type
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setupI love hanging out with white people.
setupWhite people are crazy.
setupI was talking to this one.
setupHe was like, "Jeff, you'll cost $6 a gallon
setup"and it takes 300 gallons to get to Dallas."
setupI was like, "Oh, so, 1800 bucks?"
punchlineHe was like, "Well, we'll never know."
tagMy brain is purely for volities.