William Montgomery

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This set·4 bits·4 beats·1.11 punch density·1.50 tag density

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[Bit 1]

Nancy Pelosi's boobs are so big,

progressives won't attacks them.

She has giant tits. Look on Pornhub.

She's all over Pornhub.

[Bit 2]

Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson broke up,

but I'm pretty sure he'll be back

because he lost his watch and Kim's pussy.

Kim Kardashian has a giant pussy.

Look it up on Pornhub.

[Bit 3]

The Chinese Yulin Dog Meat Festival,

where they slaughter thousands of dogs for food,

recently happened.

Which is weirdly enough,

just a typical dinner at Red Band's Mom's house.

She eats dog food.

Look her fucking nasty ass up on Pornhub.

[Bit 4]

The other day, Elizabeth Warren said that if she had a dick,

she'd be president.

Really? Just get one, bitch. It's 2022.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Beat Premise

“"Won't attacks them" sounds like "won't a tax them", and "a tax" fits because progressives favor taxation.”

Joke Type

phonetic-match

Lines

setupNancy Pelosi's boobs are so big,

punchlineprogressives won't attacks them.

tagShe has giant tits. Look on Pornhub.

tagShe's all over Pornhub.