[Bit 1]
when I was in New York City last week. I was about to perform at Showtime at the
Apollo, a bunch of blacks, spoiler alert. Smashing Pumpkins is a cool band name. If
[Bit 2]
I named my band after my high school hijinks, we'd call ourselves shooting
schools. I miss the old weather channel. Show me some low-fi graphics accompanied
by elevator jazz. Now you've got world strangest weather and shit as
programming. Bitch I got you too. Hey Redban when you receive a gallon of
of nugenics in the mail, don't blame me queer.
That's a testosterone joke, red band is pretty much a bitch.
Yeah, are you gonna really look at me that way, red band?
William closing on a joke calling red band a bitch.
That is not an angle very much used on Red Band.
[Bit 3]
When I saw Red Band, I was at his place three nights ago.
I would never let you at my house, you fucker.
I was in his glory hole in his bathroom.
No, I wouldn't let you at my house
because you would annoy the fuck out of me.
Are you going to use another racist term
Are you really going to say that, man?
No, no, you're calling my girlfriend--
Are you calling my girlfriend Oriental, bitch?
Oh, red bands, red bands walking over there.
David, are you on camera?
You think I'm a fucking bitch?
We were friends the other night.
We were friends the other night.
[Bit 4]
I watched his Chinese girlfriend suck his dick.
Right now they're like blood brothers,
but like with COVID instead of blood.
And some bubble-icious bubble gum?
The Corona Bronas, William and Red Band.
Hey Red Band, I did send you the new chin-ax.
Oh, he's about to get his pistol.
Y'all are in for a treat.
This is about to be on lively.
Red Band, I don't think that's out.
Red Band is about to murder me.
Red Band, that's not how things work.
Yeah, where do you think we are, the Orient?
Bringing a new meaning to Death Squad.