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KILL TONY #467 - ALI MACOFSKY - STUDIO SESSIONS 22

2020-08-11

David Lucas

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Watch David Lucas's Kill Tony episode 467 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 1 joke beat, 0.45 punch density, 4.00 tag density.

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This set·1 bit·1 beat·0.45 punch density·4.00 tag density

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The WNBA is back, and these hoes are complaining

about their pay.

Everybody knows the WNBA sucks.

I think they should be paid by the hour,

And if they get over 20 points, then you can get a bonus,

bitch.

But you're not getting what LeBron gets.

Nobody wants to pay thousands of dollars

to set court side to see a game full of layups.

And two U-hoes are throwing alley oops and breaking backboards.

Sorry, man.

What the fuck?

No, LeBron.

Because Tony has to talk to Williams like he's a kid.

- All right, man, fuck it.

That's the end of the joke, bro.

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setupThe WNBA is back, and these hoes are complaining

setupabout their pay.

setupEverybody knows the WNBA sucks.

setupI think they should be paid by the hour,

setupAnd if they get over 20 points, then you can get a bonus,

punchlinebitch.

tagBut you're not getting what LeBron gets.

tagNobody wants to pay thousands of dollars

tagto set court side to see a game full of layups.

tagAnd two U-hoes are throwing alley oops and breaking backboards.