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KILL TONY #467 - ALI MACOFSKY - STUDIO SESSIONS 22

2020-08-11

Michael Lehrer

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Watch Michael Lehrer's Kill Tony episode 467 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.10 punch density, 0.00 tag density.

Career avg·6.18 bits/set·7.08 beats/set·0.55 punch density·0.45 tag density·38 sets

This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.10 punch density·0.00 tag density

Hey, I'm Michael. Michael Larry couldn't be here this week. I'm a most clone. I'm post- Malone.

But I talk mostly I'm seeing mostly about clone

Before you see me you smell me

[Bit 1]

All right, so I love clone

Especially if you live in one of those cities that has shit in the water. Am I right?

A man, I bet Jeffrey Epstein wore cologne, smells like teen spirit.

[Bit 2]

Remember from the 70s, they had that cologne, high karate.

When I went out of business, they were like, "Bye karate!"

[Bit 3]

one more about clowns. Hey, if the scientist formulating clowns maybe works on a clown

vaccine

Calvin Klein would have that bitch in two weeks

Yeah! Oh God!

I wear a smile like a Macy's, look at my face

and trace me, I look like

Sam in Spacey, you can smell me from Space G

Wow! Post cologne! Most cologne!

Oh, most cologne! I wear the most cologne! I thought I

-You smelled something, that's you.

-"A

-Wow.

My goodness, this is very impressive.

How many songs about cologne do you have?

You like that setup, do you?

-Oh my goodness.

Oh, okay.

Okay don't drink

Spray you with cologne yeah my cologne with me

Mating ritual you know how guys who get fucked by horses

They gotta spray their buttholes with a horse call. Oh, I definitely lit up. She knows when I'm talking about

-Yeah, absolutely.

-Allie and I both know about taking a horse cock once in a while.

-Brian, what?

-I'm sorry, I spray too much.

-We've been around the barn.

-I know, it's unbelievable.

He had a drink tonight.

That's all it takes for Red Band to start throwing ice and spraying people with coal.

-Understand.

-He's wasted.

-Oh, man.

[Bit 4]

I don't drink as much anymore.

I spend my money on cologne and can't afford food.

I'm always hungry, but at least I look good.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupAll right, so I love clone

setupEspecially if you live in one of those cities that has shit in the water. Am I right?

punchlineA man, I bet Jeffrey Epstein wore cologne, smells like teen spirit.