Jessica Wellington

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Watch Jessica Wellington's Kill Tony episode 113 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 2 joke beats, 0.27 punch density, 1.00 tag density.

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This set·2 bits·2 beats·0.27 punch density·1.00 tag density

Hey guys, I've struggled for a long time,

you know, like where do I fit in, where do I belong?

[Bit 1]

You know, that being said though, I fucking love Hollywood.

You know, like the other day, I saw a black guy pull up at a Trans Am

and his radio transitioned from Spice Girls to Motley Crue.

And I was like, "I'm home."

This is it.

[Bit 2]

You know, in moving to Los Angeles,

I've been here nine months and I told myself

I wasn't gonna become vain like a lot

of Los Angeles girls are.

Like, that's not gonna happen to me.

I'm not gonna do it.

The other day I was watching something like that.

It was really sad and I started to tear up.

My first thought was, oh my God, where's the mirror?

'Cause I look really pretty when I tear up.

So that's happening.

I'm gonna leave it there.

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setupYou know, that being said though, I fucking love Hollywood.

setupYou know, like the other day, I saw a black guy pull up at a Trans Am

setupand his radio transitioned from Spice Girls to Motley Crue.

punchlineAnd I was like, "I'm home."

tagThis is it.