Jessica Wellington on Kill Tony
2 sets·1.50 bits/set·2.00 beats/set·0.23 punch density·1.25 tag density
About Jessica Wellington's sets
Jessica Wellington has done 2 sets on Kill Tony, the first on episode #113 (6 May 2020) and the latest on episode #219 (23 July 2017).
Jessica Wellington came to the show as a bucket pull, a comic whose name is drawn from the bucket for a one-minute set.
Jessica Wellington has performed for guest panels including Kurt Metzger, Wheeler Walker, Ron White and Moshe Kasher.
Jessica Wellington averages 0.23 laugh lines, punchlines and tags, for every setup or filler line. That is fewer than 80% of the 1,713 other comics PunchNotes has broken down.
On average Jessica Wellington follows each punchline with 1.25 tags.
Of the 4 jokes PunchNotes has classified, 3 are reframe jokes, ahead of contradiction (1).
Appearances
Jokes from Jessica Wellington's sets
A few jokes from each set. Open a set for the full transcript and every joke.
KT #21923 July 2017
So I looked at him, I said, "You know what man, that's a really nice jacket "that you have.
"Is it rape proof?"
Yeah, he walked away.
And he points at his freshly knifed hand. And he said, "That's crazy, huh?" I said, "Yeah man, it's a crazy night.
"I nearly raped a homeless man."
He walked away too.
KT #1136 May 2020
You know, that being said though, I fucking love Hollywood. You know, like the other day, I saw a black guy pull up at a Trans Am and his radio transitioned from Spice Girls to Motley Crue.
And I was like, "I'm home."
This is it.
The other day I was watching something like that. It was really sad and I started to tear up. My first thought was, oh my God, where's the mirror?
'Cause I look really pretty when I tear up.
So that's happening.