David Lucas

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Watch David Lucas's Kill Tony episode 505 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 2 bits, 6 joke beats, 0.63 punch density, 0.67 tag density.

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This set·2 bits·6 beats·0.63 punch density·0.67 tag density

[Bit 1]

I don't believe in Dogecoin

because too many hood niggas know about it.

Them trying to explain that shit

is the worst shit in the world.

It's like, nigga, it's like iCloud.

You can't see the money, but it's there.

I'm telling you that shit is there.

You buy it, you can't see it, but it's there, nigga.

I'm like, I'm supposed to trust you

with my financial future, motherfucker?

Fuck those gourd.

[Bit 2]

I'm from the South and a lot of people ask me like,

"David, is the South the most racist place you ever been?"

And I'm like, hell no.

They like, "Well, what's the most racist place

"you've ever been?"

I'm like, "Nigger, YouTube comments."

YouTube comments is the most racist place in the world.

I get called a nigger in YouTube comments

without a profile picture.

I'm like, "How the fuck you know I'm black?"

They like, "It's the run-on sentences, man."

I'm like, "Why the fuck are you so angry

"under a cheesecake recipes video?"

I said the bitch should use heavy whipping cream.

You said milk next thing, I know you call me a nigga.

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupI don't believe in Dogecoin

punchlinebecause too many hood niggas know about it.