Michael Lehrer

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Watch Michael Lehrer's Kill Tony episode 505 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 3 bits, 3 joke beats, 2.25 punch density, 2.00 tag density.

Career avg·6.18 bits/set·7.08 beats/set·0.55 punch density·0.45 tag density·38 sets

This set·3 bits·3 beats·2.25 punch density·2.00 tag density

Texan, you'll be fucking with me too much.

[Bit 1]

I'm learning Tex-Mex Kung Fu.

It's called Topotico.

It means be like water or hasu, vusu, agua, pintang, maricon, cali, and then me amo, me

"Yo, Como Señor, get me in there."

[Bit 2]

Fucking Austin fucking defines the police,

but the sidewalks look like earthquake art.

One, but half of the entire disabled community

says our unused dicks, Austin.

[Bit 3]

My doctor is like, "Oh, you can take your piss with the applesauce."

Yeah, every 40-year-old guy likes to hear that.

"Can I eat my piss with pussy?"

"Can I crunch them up and snort them out of a lady boy's asshole?"

Bit 1 · Beat 1

Beat Details

Joke Type

phonetic-match

Lines

setupI'm learning Tex-Mex Kung Fu.

punchlineIt's called Topotico.

tagIt means be like water or hasu, vusu, agua, pintang, maricon, cali, and then me amo, me

tag"Yo, Como Señor, get me in there."