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2020-05-05

David Lucas

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Watch David Lucas's Kill Tony episode 453 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 4 bits, 4 joke beats, 0.30 punch density, 1.25 tag density.

Career avg·2.63 bits/set·3.91 beats/set·0.61 punch density·1.20 tag density·65 sets

This set·4 bits·4 beats·0.30 punch density·1.25 tag density

No, most dogs being a baby this week.

Got my baby with me.

Oh.

Say what's up, Gary.

You got your kid?

Hey, what's up?

Let me see if y'all can hear if I can't hear you.

[Bit 1]

She wants to say a joke.

I love that.

I absolutely would love.

How old is she again?

She's five.

Oh heck yeah, we've never had a joke from a five-year-old in the history of Mil Sony.

She might be about to take my regular spot.

I would love that.

Shake it.

[Bit 2]

Why did the cow lay on the ground?

Hold on, say that one more time.

Why did the cow lay on the ground?

Why?

Ground beef.

- Ground beef.

- Red Band just died of laughter and hunger.

[Bit 3]

- Oh, told her she said she woulda roasted.

- Okay, let's do it.

- Why have a donut up here from the trash can?

- What else he look like?

Him right there.

- Why have a toilet?

- What else he look like?

Why do you have a daughter with sprinkles and somebody who has to eat him?

[Bit 4]

What else he look like?

Why do you have a chair that's a life that's a shit on him?

Well baby you don't know but Tony is actually a chair that people sit on.

That's me. That's me. That's absolutely true.

Why look like a lamp burned for your head?

- All right, let me talk to him, okay baby?

Bit 1 · Beat 1

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setupShe wants to say a joke.

setupHow old is she again?

setupShe's five.

setupOh heck yeah, we've never had a joke from a five-year-old in the history of Mil Sony.

punchlineShe might be about to take my regular spot.