David Lucas

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Watch David Lucas's Kill Tony episode 515 set with a timestamped video, full transcript, and line-by-line joke breakdown. This set has 1 bit, 3 joke beats, 0.44 punch density, 0.33 tag density.

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This set·1 bit·3 beats·0.44 punch density·0.33 tag density

[Bit 1]

I grew up with anxiety, and I finally realized

the reason that I had anxiety is because weekly,

my mom would tell me that she wished she didn't have kids.

And I'm like, "Bitch, I wish I was born to a white family."

Like, do you know how mad I was

when I saw the movie "Blindside"?

I'm like, "That should have been me, what the fuck?"

I could have played football, this.

I wanna live with a white family,

eat casserole every night.

And think about killing my mom

because my skateboard wheels are broke.

- All right, thank y'all, man.

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setupI grew up with anxiety, and I finally realized

setupthe reason that I had anxiety is because weekly,

setupmy mom would tell me that she wished she didn't have kids.

punchlineAnd I'm like, "Bitch, I wish I was born to a white family."